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Money Angel by Vince Furnier (11/29/06) (non-fiction) (411 words) |
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THE ORIGINAL E-MYTH (11/29/06) From: Lisa To: Vicki; Carrie; Diane; Leslie; Sent: Wednesday, November 29, 2006 1:50 PM Subject: Money Angel ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Money Angel The money angel came to visit me and I am sending her on her way to bring riches to all of you. This is a money angel. I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall. If you delete it, you will beg. Trust me!!! |
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MY RESPONSE TO THE ORIGINAL E-MYTH (11/30/06) Lisa, SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! You only sent the MONEY ANGEL to 4 friends (instead of the requisite 6). You've therefore "WON" afterlifetime accommodations for ONE in the fabulous Celebrity Wing of the netherworld-renown "Hitler Hilton." You'll be partying 'til it's 19-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 with such icons as Jack The Ripper, Milli Vanilli, Timothy McVeigh, Ashley Simpson, and Usama Bin Laden (or "UBL," as his posse calls him). BUT THERE'S MORE! No celebrity vacation like this would be complete without the 3 RICHARDS: Ramirez, Nixon, and Simmons. And don't forget the TEDS: Bundy and Kennedy! YES, and it's all elegantly hosted by the big man himself, Adolf Hitler! [NOTE: Some celebrities may be late due to the untimely delay of their deaths - but their reservations are guaranteed.] HOWEVER: If you don't think you deserve this wonderful prize, or you'd like to slow down your inevitable descent into this once-in-an-afterlifetime vacation paradise, send the following e-mail to everyone in your address book: I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" I'M SORRY. I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE "IT CAN'T HURT!" Additional Information Even the traditional rumor websites don't give this one the disrespect it deserves. |
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