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I let the dog kiss me on the mouth.
I procrastinate.
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I eat with my mouth open.
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I'm a neat-freak.
I do not use contractions when I speak. I can not see what is wrong with that.
I speak in cutesy cliches.
I use too many big words.
I look down on people who use big words.
I hold my fork overhand.
I make slurpy noises when I'm finishing the last little bit of my milkshake.
I watch stupid comedy shows.
I use too many acronyms.
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